“Why Can’t Women Ever Understand When I am Done With Them.”

Chaplin was quoted as having said that once. It is brilliant in its arrogance and cruelty, no?

But I understand it… More emails from students today. Why can’t they understand when I am finished with them?? Now that term is over, I feel like making an automatic reply:

“Dear student,
Bite me and die!
The class is over. Let it DIE!
Signed,
Holly”

But I must be polite. *sigh*

It is wonderful weather out there right now … But you know what I am doing?

DISHES.

Yes, I am trapped inside doing dishes. This is wrong and horrible.

I’m making the switch to paper plates. Screw the environment. I’m sick of cleaning up after myself.

Save me!