Ahh... This Will Do Nicely...

I have returned with freshly stolen content!

• Explain what ended your last relationship? Fate.
  
• When was the last time you shaved? Shaved what?
• What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Sleeping, likely also drooling and possibly screaming.
• What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Eating a popsicle and reading TMZ for fun.
  
• Are you any good at math? Theoretical or applied?
  
• Your prom night? Was a long, long time ago.
• Do you have any famous ancestors? They tell me a couple, but my family lies for sport. I believe Patrick Pearse, though... And Abraham, I guess.
  
• Have you had to take a loan out for school? HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, my, HAVE I! The federal NDP aren't on office, yet, fella.
  
• Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? WTF?
  
• Last thing received in the mail? Junk, pay stub, health card renewal paper work... buck-eye post card (awww).
  
• How many different beverages have you had today? Coffee, water, cola and tea.
• Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine? Sometimes.
  
• Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Does county fair count? In which case, likely Trooper, sadly.
  
• Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Who's at the beach that long? Like I want skin cancer.
  
• What’s the most painful dental procedure you’ve had? I had a stubborn baby tooth cut out... then my mum bought me a forbidden Coke as a treat, and it dribbled out of my mouth due to freezing. Sad day.
  
• What is out your back door? Who can afford a back door? (See loans question.)
  
• Any plans for Friday night? Write a paper for a conference I don't want to go to.
  
• Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? Ocean hair stinks. And gets stiff.
  
• Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? No, but I have benefited from someone else's, and it was lovely. My birthday is on May 17th, btw... hint, hint.
  
• Have you ever been to a planetarium? Yes. Lasers rock.
  
• Do you re-use towels after you shower? Yes, of course. I don't live in the Sheridan... and even then I would. Hot water for a once-used towel from someone who just showered is a waste. I'm a David Suzuki-raised kid, you know.
  
• Some things you are excited about? Not sure... ask me later.
  
• What is your favorite flavor of Jell-O? They're made with hooves, you know.
  
• Describe your keychain(s)? A Canada key chain found on the quad at Mt A, and an Ohio key chain bought on my honeymoon... like a tiny altar to the immigration-luck deities.
  
• Where do you keep your change? In my jeans, in a bowl, in a jar, in my little pouch, in my laundry fund tin, and all over my floor.
  
• When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people? Frighteningly often.
  
• What kind of winter coat do you own? Black trench.
  
• What was the weather like on your graduation day? Which one? High School: Muggy and nasty.
  
• Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? Open. No kids... yet.
  

Oh, and post title I wish I had thought of first? This one.