What Does it Mean if Your Kidneys Have Moved to Detroit??

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

OK. You know how when you're a kid and you keep pissing at your folks to give you more responsibility? Do you also know how, when you grow up, you want as little responsibility as possible?

Yeah. That's the stage I'm at.

The head of my new department, thinking I am the film expert that I have some how conned them into thinking I am, sent me a draft of the new article he is working on. So I can GIVE HIM SOME POINTERS!!!!!!! Yup. Next week the jig will be up- I'll be denounced as a fraud and thrown, crying, into the streets as a no-talent.

I'm so screwed.