Roll Out the Barrel!!

Wash your ears; trim your nails; shampoo the rugs; polish the cat.
Dye your eyebrows; patch your pants; iron your socks; clean the stove.
Air the blankets; write the minister; bake the cake; tap the keg.
Soap your face; hide the trash; dry the dishes; soak the pots.
Scrub the floors; make the beds; dust the shelves; shine the table.
Curry the favour; close the curtains; fluff the pillows; open the smelling salts.
Label the tags; brighten the lights; brew the coffee; stir the plants.
Spritz the counters; duck the toilet; wipe the mirrors; perfume the couch.

Warn the neighbours.

Catherine is coming to visit!