ME: Mommy loves you.
HIM: Awww!
ME: Do you know mommy loves you?
HIM: Yes.
ME: Do you love mommy?
HIM: Wait... What?
ME: Are you avoiding the question?
HIM: HA!
ME: I'm rushing you, huh?
HIM: Pfft! (Runs out of the room.)
The moral of this little vignette: Never rush a man into a commitment.
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